(Source: isaaclahye)

(Reblogged from jackdonaghy)

0-memento-mori-0:

thefatfeminist:

rossthenerd:

Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.

"Leave the tray, please." 

Bruce.

"I give you my word, I did not plan that."
The fact that he had to defend himself is the best part.

(Reblogged from jaxin88)

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

(Reblogged from scenicroutes)
  • Early Feminists: Oh hey, we see that you can vote. We would like to vote also. I mean, since most of those laws effect us too and all.
  • Men: YOU JUST WANT SUPERIORITY OVER MEN!
  • Mid-century Feminists: Hey, that whole thing about how you can have careers and earn a living wage outside the home? Yes that sounds nice, we'd like the option to do that as well.
  • Men: YOU WANT A MATRIARCHY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!
  • Late 20th century Feminists: Hey we would like to make our own choices about our reproductive health, just like you've always had.
  • Men: YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE MEN'S RIGHTS AWAY!
  • Modern-day feminists: Hey, if you could you stop sexually assaulting/harassing us and them blaming us for it, that'd be pretty great.
  • Men: THIS IS MISANDRY, MISANDRY I SAY! FEMINISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!
  • Feminists: Um...
  • Men: THE END OF MEN IS NIGH! MALE OPPRESSION IS REAL! THE MATRIARCHAL AGE IS UPON US!
(Reblogged from rointheta)

ncisagnt:

in Good Cop, Bad Cop of season 7, Gibbs leans in and tells Ziva something that makes her cry which Cote De Pablo and Mark Harmon never disclosed, but by lip-reading it looks like: "Listen to me. You’re home."

(Reblogged from israelifemmefatale)